yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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