so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
he just fucked me for my cheese.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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