i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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