i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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