there was a trapeze. enough said
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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