I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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