I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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