i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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