It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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