He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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