What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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