best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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