ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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