Fine. I'll sleep in my office
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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