So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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