4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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