What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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