This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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