Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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