butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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