i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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