Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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