Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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