It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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