I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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