i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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