It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
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