He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
honey bunches of taint.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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