My sheets look like a crime scene.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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