the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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