We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
