Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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