For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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