No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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