she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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