Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize