drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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