So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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