But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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