he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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