Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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