also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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