Fuck appropriateness.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
you never un-have a 4some
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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