they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
how drunk are you?
Several
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