new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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