We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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