we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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