The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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