She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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