Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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