There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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