Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize
