The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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