maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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