I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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